Sorry for no Crash and Burn post. I have one all set and ready, but I’m not sure if I should publish it or not.

In other news, Ony is hard. Here are the possible things that can all go wrong during an Onyxia attempt, despite how long you’ve had her on farm:

1. Melee DPS and healers can stand in front of Ony and get cleaved or breathed on. In the same vein, the melee can be tailswiped into the whelp caves.
2. The tanks can completely fail to pick up whelps and watch the hilarity that ensues when the healers drop one by one.
3. The initiates should do their best to die to Deep Breath. It will definately go over well in officer chat.
4. When Ony lands, tank her right in front of the whelp caves. Nothing bad can come from this.
5. Obligatory #5.

Summit’s suffering from the pre-patch blues. And “this patch is bullshit” blues. And the lack of applicants blues.

I don’t really remember why, but for some reason, we were talking about the female form, I think either in art or lesbianism. But still I <3 Ege.

Sticking to the subject of lesbianism, I was speaking with my guild leader about my makeout session with a girl. I’m not convinced he knows what a lesbian is.

Mmm. White spider meat. It’s *that* good.

During Yogg attempts, when speaking of a raider who continuously walked into clouds. The mental image made me smile.

And finally:

CHARACTER INFO
Character Name: Dweeb
Server: Baelgun
Class/Spec: Warlock/Affliction
Armory link: http://www.wowarmory.com/character-sheet.xml?r=Baelgun&n=Dweeb
Are you applying for a Raider rank or for Friends and Family? (If F/F you can ignore the rest of the app): Raider of course!

AVAILABILITY
We raid Mon-Thurs, 5:45-9ST. Can you make these times regularly?: No, but i will try
What days/times are you usually online?: 6am to maybe 10am depending on the day
What non-wow commitments do you have that could possibly interfere with raids (sports, school, etc)?: I am in college, but i never go to class. I pretty much play wow till 10 and then drink the rest of the day.

EXPERIENCE
Raid Experience in WotLK (list any major achievements): I killed Argual on hard mode.
BC and/or pre-BC raids done at level (if any): What is BC?
Have you ever held a position of leadership in a raiding guild (officer, raid leader, etc)?: I havent been in a guild yet.

GEAR
How do you prioritize your gear choices? (what stats are highest priority – hit/agi/sp/etc):
Please explain any problems with your current gear (missing or incorrect gems/enchants, incorrectly itemized gear, etc): I still dont have a helmet, but warlocks dont need one. I think agility is the most important, because the mind needs to stay agile on a caster.

PLAYSTYLE
What is your shot/spell/heal/special rotation? (Just give us an idea of how you play your class): Hellfire
What is your most important cooldown (in your opinion) and what’s a possible situation you would use it in? (please be brief – no essays): Summoning Stone
Please post a link of a recent WWS/WMO report, if available: What?
Please post a link to a screen shot of your raiding UI:
http://www.majhost.com/gallery/Nuhvok-2000/WoW/wowscrnshot.jpg

SPEC
Do you have dual specs, and if so, what is your off spec? : No, i have like 1g so i cant buy dual spec When i can afford it i think i will go feral i like the idea of being a cat.

Give us a rough idea of your offspec stats – just the most important numbers (if PvE): I dont have any yet, i will be buying more stats soon.

OTHER
Did you read the thread called Recruitment information? (if not, please go back and do so): No, not really.
Do you have an understanding of the DKP system we use?: What is DKP?
Are you willing to adjust your spec if asked? : No
Are you able to take constructive criticism? : Yes, i yell at people when they yell at me.

How old are you?: 43
What time zone are you in? : I dont like to give this information out.
How did you hear about us? (forums, trade, friend): Yes.

What is your average latency # on Silvermoon? (transfers – make an alt and check): I dont know latin.
What is your average FPS while raiding?: Doom.
How many times a week do you usually disconnect?: It depends on how many times i connect.

In what ways would you be contributing positively to our raids (either personally, through your class, spec, etc)?: I like to laugh, and i watch porn while i play. I also read the bible.

Past Guilds and why you left them (details on the issues that led you to leave so we can evaluate if you would be happy here):

Say something silly or tell us a joke: I don’t feel like jokes are appropriate for an application to raid with a mega end game guild like you guys.

So my new nickname my boyfriend calls me is “Retard Tree.” When playing on my druid, I like to spam Lifebloom just to be silly. And play god. I made a joke about lifebloom spamming in raids, and he told me I was a retard tree.

Others prefer to just call me “Treetard.”

She’s not even my main

I feel like making another flowchart this weekend. Any ideas?

I didn’t include my paladin simply because my paladin blows and I only really tank on her anyway.

Sorry it was so late. Blackout kept my computer anger.